Culture Shock

Oops, the shock has reversed itself on me, so I do the best to transport my thoughts to more comfortable times. A few final photos that I never got around to posting. You've got Abi Poppins there, sailing through the air on the Moon Swing using merely an umbrella. I totally didn't doctor it. To do the swing you have to climb Moon Walker (12d/b), I was short on draws so I onsighted it with just four. I think there are over ten bolts on the whole thing. I may have also been wearing a cowboy hat...not sure on that one.

While it's the Abi show, here she is on Flashdance (10b?), her first first ascent, completed in style. Abi you're a rock star, or maybe something else that rocks out, like an aerobics instructor.

Then we've got this guy, who is doubly chinese by the looks of things. He has a tattoo of himself on his chest. Notching up the class a bit, a suit photo, Jake in action. Walking to an interview? Hi, I'm here for the job. No? Then a business meeting?

I had to sit still in a class for four hours today. I don't know how to do that anymore. I've been checking travelzoo five times a day, waiting hoping for divine intervention to send me some cheap airfare out of this place. Weekend in central america repeat? Or perhaps the east coast for some sailing...