This is the funnies thing I've ever done. And probably the funniest thing I'll ever do. The protagonists are Hitler, Justin, and John. The setting: my bunker, summer '08. This shit's going viral. I spent a whole hour on it, so praise my speedy speed.
Is this what life becomes, a little like Vietnam, watching all my friends die/get jobs? I leave you with some knowledge, T.S. Elliot style:
I grow old - I grow old.
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.